Scott who? I’m sure this is devastating news to many, but I’m told by a White House insider that the president of the United States is in meetings today about urgent matters concerning the nation’s business. But what about, you know, Scott McClellan? Who? Oh, yes, Scott. Dear fellow. Whatever happened to him? He left the White House two years ago when it became clear that he was unable to speak coherently at the podium and, well, that was that.
Somebody said he wrote a book. More breaking news to come . . .