From an alternate dimension’s New York Times:
WASHINGTON — [President Donald J. Trump] has selected [Kash Patel], [Florida]’s top [deep state investigator], to lead the [Federal Bureau of Investigation], Mr. [Trump]’s transition team announced Thursday. The decision elevates for the first time a [minority] man to lead the powerful department, which is central to achieving the new administration’s [justice] agenda.
How bizarre that looks when written about a Republican appointee. But it was the lede the Times produced for Biden’s EPA pick, Michael Regan. And you’re certainly not going to see it reproduced for Patel.