From Tuesday night’s Fox News All-Stars.
On the government-mandated switch to non-incandescent light bulbs, which include compact fluorescent bulbs containing mercury:
So how many people does it take to change a [compact fluorescent light] light bulb? Eleven — one to screw it in and ten to help you with the hazmat suit and to clear the children and small dogs out of an exclusion zone of about, I don’t know, 20 miles.