Germany has just set a new national record for the biggest baby ever born. Break out the lederhosen and start slapping those thighs:
Doctors were left astounded after a gigantic baby set a new record for Germany’s heaviest-ever naturally born newborn Friday. The boy was named Jihad.
That would be a wee bit too perfectly symbolic if you put it in a novel. But, for us paranoid demographic alarmists, real life in the new Europe disdains the subtle approach.