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Lego: Business Is Evil

A brand-new product from Lego, tied to the forthcoming Lego Movie: Lord Business’ Evil Lair:

Bwahahahaha! Welcome to Lord Business’ Evil Lair! Record his broadcasts in the TV studio and plot how to control the world from the office. Lever open the large door and unleash the Kragle. Trap the Master Builders in the think tank to extract their creativity. Dodge the trapdoor to avoid being sent spiraling into infinity then pull the plug on the battery and shut down the think tank before Lord Business carries out his evil plan!

Lego is the world’s most valuable toymaker, worth about $15 billion, according to Bloomberg News.

Lord Business’ Evil Lair retails for $69.99.

John J. Miller — John J. Miller is the national correspondent for National Review and the director of the Dow Journalism Program at Hillsdale College. His new book is Reading Around: Journalism on Authors, Artists, and Ideas.

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