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Lightbulb Jokes For Catholics

From a reader:

During a Eucharistic Congress, a number of priests from different orders are

gathered in a church for Vespers. While they are praying, a fuse blows and

all the lights go out.  The Benedictines continue praying from memory,

without missing a beat. The Jesuits begin to discuss whether the blown fuse

means they are dispensed from the obligation to pray Vespers. The

Franciscans compose a song of praise for God’s gift of darkness. The

Dominicans revisit their ongoing debate on light as a signification of the

transmission of divine knowledge. The Carmelites fall into silence and slow,

steady breathing. The parish priest, who is hosting the others, goes to the

basement and replaces the fuse.

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