Teen girls these days greet each other with, “Hey, freak,” or, “What are you doing tonight, alcoholic?” Dishing the slurs as well as you take them earns you a great deal of respect from children. I learned recently that many of my adult friends with younger siblings adopt these terms to appear relevant. One last night texted her little sister, “goodnight loser,” with the dancing lady emoji (“Kids love that one, and the poop one”).
So anyway, Donald Trump wrote something about Mitt Romney on Truth Social today. He called Romney a “total loser” who wanted to run “sooo badly,” which was “so predictable.” A “lightweight joke,” perhaps only RINO Paul Ryan could be “worse, and even dumber, than Mitt himself.”
Trump’s language is now indistinguishable from that of a 13-year-old on Snapchat, which should cause you to despair just a tad. Reading his posts accordingly might also bring you a much-needed laugh.
‘Til next time, freaks!