How I wish I could be there with you, K-Lo, to feel your wrath. In part, I hoped to attend the 10th Anniversary party so that I could celebrate with so many kind and fascinating readers. Mostly, though, I so wanted to meet The Couch and will miss my chance. My dear wife is ripe with child and due to deliver at any time now, so I must forbear travel. But please, share a glass of Romulan ale with Jonah. He has a source who brings it across the Neutral Zone.