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The March Through Canada

Yankee-Blue Jay season-opening series was the worst thing to happen to Canada since Jonah’s “Wimps!” cover story. Two random observations: 1) The Blue Jays new logo–it is new, right?–is terrible. 2) Watching Yanks fill-in closer Jaun Acevedo brings to mind three crucial rules about Latin relief pitchers: they, with the exception of Mariano Rivera, should be overweight; they should cross themselves profusely; and they should point toward heaven whenever they have just recorded a save.

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