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A Matter of Life and Death

A reader forwarded me an email from Ted Kennedy’s office announcing two job openings. Here’s position #2:

2) Driver for Senator Kennedy: Responsibilities will include driving, advance for events, and general administrative assistance. It is important that this individual be mature, well-organized, flexible, proactive, and hardworking. We are looking for someone who has a good head on theirs shoulders, is able to multi-task, has good interpersonal skills, and an interest in Government.

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