A reader:
“Derb—My friends and I are starting a band, and we were trying to think of a cool name. ‘The Seating of Zotz’ is basically the greatest name of a rock band ever. Thank you very much for bringing this to our attention.”
[Derb] You are welocme, Sir. With that name, you should at least get a couple of sold-out gigs down there in the Yucatan.