The Corner

Meanwhile, in Dallas

Attention Andrew Stuttaford! I discovered while motoring around here in Dallas today that there is a shopping center near my house called — I’m not making this up — “Dr Pepper Station.” I also went to a couple of meetings in the swellegant Dallas Morning News executive conference room. It was rather more sleek and modern than our conference room back at NR World Headquarters. I kept waiting for someone to make a motion that we blow up Alderaan to teach the Rebel leaders a lesson.

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