Memo From “Puffed-Up, Snooty, Arrogant, Self-Important, Overpaid, Brown-Nosing, Talentless” Editor

Mr. (Don’t-You-Have-a-Book-to-Write-Today-or-House-to-Build?) Derbyshire: Your pet-podiatrist-scandal piece went in the same Mike Bloomberg-approved “recycle bin” as your “Homosexualists in 13th Century Japan” and “Jihad Against Amnesty for Liechtensteiners” pieces.