I confess that, as a legal immigrant to the United States, I rather liked this line:
Illegal immigrants are to immigration what shoplifters are to shopping.
If you’re wondering what hard-hearted, unyielding Republican with a death wish that came from, don’t worry: it was a Canadian commentator talking about Canadian immigration.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled platitudes about hardworking families… living in the shadows… doing the jobs Americans won’t do… pathway to citizenship…