Today, we Virginians vote in our primaries for the U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives. An acquaintance of mine was lamenting the fact that polling places are so often located at public schools, where the employees are disproportionately Democrats. We came up with a list of better alternatives, namely the nearest (1) police station; (2) Chick-fil-A; or (3) shooting range. Also, we should move Election Day to April 15.