A new study has found the British are the most promiscuous of major Western nations. (If you remove the “major,” it’s Finland.) “Britain on top [Oh, for goodness’ sake! — J.D.] in casual sex league,” reports the London Times. So things change. Well-bred ladies of the Sceptered Isle used to close their eyes and think of England. Now apparently they close their eyes and think of the bloke next door — or worse yet, keep their eyes open!
His Holiness is missing a point somewhere, though. After all, the Tibetan people came into existence as a result of a monkey doing the deed with an ogress. If that hadn’t happened, where would the Dalai Lama be?