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One reader:

Why not drop a bomb on the lava dome?

1) We like big kablooies.

2) Mt. St. H is a long way from everywhere. If it blew up (“Big time,” says

Dick) the only people that would be affected would be the media people and a

few dozen news vans, the tourists sitting in lawn chairs who enjoy a big

kablooie too much, and an unmanned drone taking air samples.

3) Bombs cost money.

And…

re: Blowing a hole in Mount Saint Helens with a bunker

buster.

The answer is simple: Exploding bombs aren’t nearly as

cool as Level 5 volcanic kablooeys.

This officially concludes this discussion — until I win the Nobel Prize for my brilliant suggestion.

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