** I am Jesus, and I approved this message.
** It has something to do with being betrayed by a kiss.
** Paul is NOT dead, but his clone is.
** The Mets will win the World Series in 7 games (uh, next year that is). [Feel free to replace “Mets” with the actual team that will win next year — the Yankess.– Ed.]
** No Clones, No Claire, No Cash!