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Morning Routine

Oh, this is easy. Get up at 7. Pour the first of three giant cups of coffee. Go to curb to pick up Dallas Morning News and New York Times. Turn on Fox News in background while checking e-mail, The Corner, Drudge, Amy Welborn, Mark Shea and other favorite sites. After 10 minutes of Fox, change channels to The [censored] Wiggles, at request of Wiggleophilic four year old boy who has just awakened. Imagine vivisecting Dorothy the Dinosaur and Henry the Octopus. Fetch boy his coffee milk. Read papers. Shower, dress, feed turtles, awaken wife, drive to work. Blog.

Rod Dreher

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