I’d asked if people had heard any new labels for the sw*ne flu, and indeed, the American Meat Institute wants to call it the North American Flu. But in addition, naturally, I got lots of smarty-pants suggestions: Bush Flu (since it must be his fault), O-fluenza (after our Fearless Leader), Hope Flu (ditto), Montezuma’s Revenge II, or just name flu epidemics like we name hurricanes, though this administration would probably start with George.