The Corner

New Disease Discovered in Connecticut

It’s called Sharkey-Looney syndrome. Its fallout is quite painful (on residents), and its effects include delusion of and denial by the host, large growths (of government), tone-deafness, broken promises, loss of economic base, and widespread unemployment. Scientists who discovered SLS say it is incubated in legislatures run by leftist Democrats, is activated by a leftist governor, and is typically spread biennially through budgets. There has been a recent outbreak in Hartford. An example of SLS has been captured on film:

Jack Fowler is a contributing editor at National Review and a senior philanthropy consultant at American Philanthropic.
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