Last time we paid attention, she had announced that she “would be happy to give [Bill Clinton] a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.”
Now she’s cringing as her son recites the Pledge of Allegiance. Her five-year-old tells her: “But Mommy, I love America! I want to hug America!” A mother’s nightmare!
But considering what we know her for, this Salon piece could have been a lot worse.