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Non-Sub Jokes

I’m sorely tempted to start telling jokes about non-subscribers the way we used to tell Polish, Newfie, and Alec Baldwin jokes. You heard about the non-subscriber who walked into the room carrying a pile of dog poop in both hands and said, “hey look what I almost stepped in!”

Prediction: I will get emails from non-subs going Pelosi on me because they take this personally (“Classic non-sub behavior!” — The Couch).

Jonah Goldberg — Jonah Goldberg holds the Asness Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute and is a senior editor of National Review. His new book, The Suicide of The West, is on sale now.

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