John Derbyshire will really appreciate the back page of the Sept. issue of GQ. It’s an open letter to Britney Spears, worried she’s jumped the shark. “What happened Britney?….you were America’s ranking pop princess. Britney versus Christina? Britney versus Christina was like Reagan versus Mondale.
But now we’re worried…”
One bit of their advice: “MAKEOVER!…Britney, we love ya, but sometimes you dress like one of those fine ladies we see on Cops, getting arrested for smoking methamphetamine in the 7-Eleven parking lot.”