The National Review Institute is launching its Washington Fellows program, and it sounds like a fantastic opportunity. The weird thing is, I can’t find any evidence that applicants, never mind the accepted, be required to provide me with brown liquor and cigars. I know, I know, I have nothing to do with the selection process and NRI is a separate entity from NR. But, still, common sense should apply. It must be a terrible oversight on someone’s part. Regardless, I highly recommend that those interested in honing their journalistic, political, or conservative chops check it out. And, when I come to talk with you cats this summer, you should know what to bring.