I propose this language for the Memorandum of Understanding suggested earlier by Mark Levin:
We, the undersigned, while acknowledging our differences on the virtues of comic books, Star Trek, Star Wars, the Pet Shop Boys, drug legalization and Tony Blair, resolve to:
a) try to keep our posts shorter than 25,000 words;
b) remind people as often as possible that Robert Byrd was in the Klan and that Teddy Kennedy cheated on his Spanish final at Harvard;
c) wake up every morning and say a prayer that Howard Dean is the chairman of the Democratic National Committee;
d) link to stupid Internet games that waste hours of people’s time; and
e) hire a team of doctors and researchers to do a thorough study of the biology of one Kathryn Jean Lopez to determine just how it is that a person can stay awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, forever.