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Nro: The Movie

The Gphiles suggest a cast for an NRO movie. They’ve got Jack Black playing me. I suppose that’s a compliment, though I’ve got to be at least a foot taller than Black. Several years and several dozen pounds ago the missus claimed I reminded her of Vince Vaughn. I never really saw it, but the bachanalian smart-ass of Swingers seemed to be her model. My guess is that Rich will be particularly offended by the Steve Buscemi suggestion. Besides this is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone pick anybody else other than Tom Green to play Rich in a movie.

Obviously, Cosmo would play himself.

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