On First Looking into Lowe’s Home Improvement Center
Much have I traveled in the aisles of orange
And many good displays and endcaps seen;
Round many tool departments have I been
With power drills whose prices made me cringe.
Then went I into Lowe’s, where, I’d been told,
I’d find all I could want, at prices fair –
A wider range of goods — and where
Adjustable receptacles are sold.
Then felt I like a man released from jail,
When off they strike his shackles and his chains;
To further lift my soul, Lowe’s had a sale –
Ten percent off covers for my drains!
And prices down to very near wholesale –
And speedy service on the checkout lanes!