(With apologies to W.S. Gilbert)
When a blogger is engaged in his profession
Of posting his opinions to the ‘net.
—To the ‘net
His capacity for error and omission
Is greater than you ever would expect.
My duty is to stamp my foot and glower
—Foot and glower
When my colleagues break the journalistic code
Jonah, Kathryn, Rick and Jay resent my power
—sent my power
But I’ll keep them on the straight and narrow road!