From a reader:
Run into the ground or not, this is one of the funniest Simpsons quotes ever:
HOMER: “Wait a minute. Is this the biggest steak you’ve got? Seventy-two ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steakhouse, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily, tea-party place!”
WAITER: “Well, there is one steak that’s available only by special request. We call it, uh, Sir Loin-A-Lot. It’s, uh, the size of a boogie board.”
HOMER: “Ooh, I’ll have that one. And to drink…meatballs.”