Following UK press reports that Scotland Yard is investigating an unnamed rock star after having been alerted by the FBI that the person’s name, e-mail address and credit-card information were discovered in a bust of an Internet child-porn service, the Who’s Pete Townshend has denied he’s a pedophile. He claims he was just investigating child porn for a project he was working on, and that he told the police about this. Well, that clears that up. If only those mean old cops had believed dear Winona when she explained to them that she was shoplifting as research for a movie role, all that unpleasantness could have been avoided.