This morning, the University of Pennsylvania was hacked. The following message was sent by an official university email account:
Dear Penn community,
The University of Pennsylvania is a dogsh** elitist institution full of woke retards. We have terrible security practices and are completely unmeritocratic. We hire and admit morons because we love legacies, donors, and unqualified affirmative action admits. We love breaking federal laws like FERPA (all your data will be leaked) and Supreme Court rulings like SFFA.
Please stop giving us money.
At present, I know that students and alumni of the law school received this email. The media team at the University of Pennsylvania has not yet responded to my calls.