Deeprak Chopra — a buffoon in several dimensions — says he’s to blame for the recent earthquakes in California:
(April 5) — The U.S. Geological Survey is blaming day-to-day seismological changes for Sunday’s 7.2 earthquake along the U.S.-Mexico border. But Deepak Chopra, the famed alternative-medicine practitioner and transcendental meditation guru, is pretty sure he knows what really happened.
“Had a powerful meditation just now — caused an earthquake in Southern California,” Chopra wrote to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after the quake.
And then, to clarify: “Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake,” he tweeted. “Sorry about that.”
Well, if he says it’s his fault, can’t victims sue for damages? I think it’d be worth it, just to get him to admit in court that he didn’t do it. In case you didn’t know, I can’t stand that guy.