Are you ready for the latest lifestyle choice? Asexuality!
“About one percent of adults have absolutely no interest in sex, according
to a new study, and that distinction is becoming one of pride among many
asexuals…”
Well, if we’re going to have “asexual pride,” they must of course hold an
annual parade up Fifth Avenue. I suggest the following to be chanted as
they march:
“Two–four–six–eight,
“We don’t want to copulate!”