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The Prophecies Are True!

The Seventh Seal has been broken, the vampire with a soul is playing a role in the apocalypse, the one-armed man has been caught, Kwai Chang Caine has snatched the stone from Master Po’s hand, Cthulhu has awakened, Alec Baldwin has become talented, American Freedom is made in China, and — gird thy loins — a Republican is poised to take Ted Kennedy’s seat.

But none of that is important right now.

Except that — and I almost forgot — the New Goldberg File has returned.

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