From a reader:
Sir, You might want to rethink that dinner with Joe Wilson. I see an incredible money-making opportunity here. It goes like this: while you are eating dinner, pretend to listen to his nonsense. Then have your hidden camera on while you pick up your chicken breast from your plate and smack him in the face with it, like a challenge to a duel. Calmly leave. When the story gets out, you can charge people a dollar each to see the clip on your website. From me alone, you would make hundreds, maybe thousands!