From a reader:
Are ye mad?!!
You realize that traveling across the U.S. with wife, 18-month old, and
Cosmo intact is the “Kobiyashi Maru” – The ultimate no-win scenario. Wife,
Baby, and Dog in the car. The odds of al three being happy the entire trip
are roughly equivalent to successfully navigating an asteroid field.
If you do this, your name will be legend.