Warren – A) isn’t it like 4:00 AM where you live? B) The mice aren’t giant, they’re just plain mean. C) In a story about how terrible these mice are — in terms of the damage they’re doing, not as self-affirming individuals (I wouldn’t want to offend their self-esteem — there’s not one word about how to fix the problem. Presumably they should kill the mice, right?
Or if this were a Looney Tune, they’d get a bunch of cats, which would soon require a dog or two, which would ultimately lead to the need for elephants which in turn would trigger wildlife officials to bring back mice in order to scare away the elephants.
Clearly, I’ve done my homework.