Lots of email. I like this one, for no good reason whatsoever:
I suspect that, instead of saying, “Argghhh! It burns!” as you suggest on The Corner, a LOTR geek (being also a fan of The Hobbit) is more likely to shout, “We hates it forever!”
Since I’m more of a Fritz Leiber geek, there’s nothing to shout. Though Fafhrd would probably distract you while the Gray Mouser lifted your wallet . . .
(You have my permission to use my name . . . but why would you want to?)