Better things to do than this, but what the heck . . .
Mistress Cleo-Cons – tarot conservatives
EIEIO-Cons – conservatives who support farm and dairy subsidies
PeeO’d-Cons – angry conservatives
Theeo-Cons – Amish conservatives
Rio-Cons – pro-immigration conservatives
Leo-Cons – conservative fans of US News columnist
Zedillo-Cons – see “Rio-Cons”
Galileo-Cons – conservatives at odds with Vatican