Did you ever stop to think that if Barack Obama married Ehud Barak he’d be Barack Barak? (And I guess he’d be part Jewish – just like John Kerry, Hillary Clinton and George Allen!)
Of course if he then divorced Ehud Barak and married Hosni Mubarak he’d be Barack Barak Mubarak. (And he’d be part Muslim, too. Memo to Rep. Silvestre Reyes: He’d be part Sunni Muslim.)