Mark – I got sent that story too. But a few points, if I may.
First, You can make your jokes, but I don’t think I’m exaggerating the male perspective overly when it comes to the until now under-reported issue of penis theft: You can’t be too careful.
Second, you know John Wayne Bobbitt used to make light of PTPs (Penis Theft Panics). His attitude changed when his wife was standing over him asking “Who’s laughing now?”
Last, let us hope that PTP doesn’t spread northward lest the folks who’ve pioneered those Canadian public safety commercials take up the issue.