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Re: Reincarnation–You Only Come Around Twice

Rich: All I can say to your e-mailer is, that whoever it was got

reincarnated as Boris Derbyshire

must have lived a life crammed with good works from dawn to sundown.

Boris’s entire job description is: you eat, you sleep, you bark when the

doorbell rings, you chase squirrels, and you go for long walks with an adult

human being who picks up your poop with plastic bags he buys just for that

purpose. I should be so lucky. Shall probably get reborn as one of those

Navy dolphins, or a Palestinian donkey…


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