It’s not really a joke, Jonah, but you
gotta wonder how a guy lives down having been beat up by Richard Simmons
(almost as bad as David Gest being beat up by Liza Minnelli). I say this
jerk deserves to be picked on mercilessly. He got what he deserved, and
Richard Simmons was right on target to — in his phrase — “bitch-slap” the
guy for making fun of him in public (and in a very lame way, I might add).
According to the AP story, “The man, whose name was not immediately
available, told police that he wanted to press charges against Simmons, who
was cited and allowed to board a plane to Las Vegas.” Even more reason this
shlimazle deserves our opprobrium! He actually called the cops on Richard
Freakin’ Simmons!