The Corner

re: Slow Day at Work

Musings on presidential ruthlessness:

John McCain

Is endearingly insane

Up against al-Sadr

He’ll be badder

Rudy G

Is one tough SOB

He’ll treat bin Laden

Like a wife he’s discardin’

Hillary Rodham

Is one stiletto-heeled moddem

She’ll squash Ahmadinejad

Like some White House Travel Office lad

John Edwards

Is as sturdy as those giant redwoods

If Kim Jong-Il says he seems a bit female

He’ll send out a fundraising e-mail

Barack Obama

Is like Bogie in Casablama

When things aren’t oke

He’ll have a smoke

Mark Steyn is an international bestselling author, a Top 41 recording artist, and a leading Canadian human-rights activist.

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