Musings on presidential ruthlessness:
John McCain
Is endearingly insane
Up against al-Sadr
He’ll be badder
Rudy G
Is one tough SOB
He’ll treat bin Laden
Like a wife he’s discardin’
Hillary Rodham
Is one stiletto-heeled moddem
She’ll squash Ahmadinejad
Like some White House Travel Office lad
John Edwards
Is as sturdy as those giant redwoods
If Kim Jong-Il says he seems a bit female
He’ll send out a fundraising e-mail
Barack Obama
Is like Bogie in Casablama
When things aren’t oke
He’ll have a smoke