Sorry, K-Lo. The hordes of screaming groupies at the doors of all NRO males — the Pamela Des Barreses of the conservative movement — suggest that Desmond Morris might be correct. Temptation is simply too great for us towering geniuses. I mean, what is a man to do? “While we draw a bubble bath, why don’t you draw distinctions between Eric Vogelin and Richard Weaver,” they tempt Jonah. “Let’s have a Party of Life,” they whisper to Ramesh, in sultry tones. And, for us neocons, there’s always this seductive appeal: “Go ahead. Have Dual Loyalties.”