Dude, it’s a Louisiana thing. I swear, my poor
Texas-born wife thought I was a nice guy, but a congenital liar when we
first met. And then I took her home to meet everybody, and see that all the
maximum weirdness was all too real! Remind me to tell you about the
night I got drunk with Abbie Hoffman, and got stopped trespassing on the
Jimmy Swaggart Bible College campus by the Jimmy Swaggart Bible Police. True
story. Vipal S., you fabulous getaway driver you, if you’re out there
somewhere and reading The Corner, check in!