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Read the Fine Print

From the GameStation users’ agreement, blindly signed off on by thousands of consumers:

By placing an order via this web site, on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from or one of its duly authorised minions.

More from Fox News. Perhaps Mike Potemra could offer an opinion on whether the claim is actionable.


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