Just because I’ve been incommunicado doesn’t mean I’m not totally down with the whole ringing the dinner bell for the sweet grub of shmundo (you know, frogskins, greenbacks, scratch, dinero, moolah etc). We’re all deeply grateful for your support so far, but if you were holding out until I started shaking the tin cup at you in the Corner, well your wait is over! Like they used to say in the Jiffy Lube commercial, “Time to Change the Oil.” No wait, that’s not right. I mean, like they used to say in the Jiffy Lube Commercial: “Do it Now!”